
Alan Siegel sent out a press release claiming that the recent “uproar among Facebook users [over terms-of-service changes] will lead to a transformation of turgid, impenetrable online contracts into readable documents.” Further, “the days of consumers blindly signing whatever is placed before them are over.”
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To be honest, I’m 100% on board with Siegel’s aims. The chairman of brand consultancy Siegel & Gale is also the founder of the Plain English and Simplification movement and coauthor of “Writing Contracts in Plain English.” There should be awards given out to folks like Siegel who fight against the complete corporatization of the English language. We should incentivize such people!
Siegel’s absolutely right. Legal contracts are larded with language that is so beyond comprehension that consumers don’t even bother to read them. Know what else is larded with puffed-up “language” that is usually both useless and grammatically incorrect? The advertising and branding industries. Ideas for sequels to “Writing Contracts in Plain English”: “Writing a Memo in Plain English”; “Writing a New-Business Proposal in Plain English”; “Writing a Copy Deck in Plain English”; “Writing Your 25-Page Rebranding Proposal in Plain English.”
Ideate about that for a moment while I concept the rest of this post.
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